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Tristan Halcombe

iGaming Expert

Updated: 22/07/2025

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Hey. Name’s Tristan. I’m not some ex-casino exec. Not a self-proclaimed slot whisperer. Not peddling a “win-big-fast” eBook for $29.99. Just a regular Kiwi dude who, once upon a time, wasted a couple paychecks on dodgy slot sites and figured… maybe there’s a better way to do this.

What we actually do (and don’t do)

We’re not miracle workers. We’re not out here promising secret hacks or “100% guaranteed wins” (spoiler: they don’t exist). What we are doing is simple:

• We break down how slots actually work.
• We show you what’s worth playing — and what’s pure digital trash.
• We explain stuff like RTP, volatility, and bonus terms like you’re five (no offence).
• We test every single slot ourselves before writing a damn word about it.

Oh, and we never get paid to say something’s good. If it sucks, we’ll tell you. Loudly.

Why we even bother

Here’s the big, shiny “mission” statement:

To make online slots fun, fair, and freaking understandable for all New Zealanders — whether you’re brand new or just tired of getting burned.

And if you want the no-nonsense version:

We’re here to help you play smart, dodge scams, and maybe even enjoy yourself along the way.

We want to be the most real resource for NZ slot players. No overseas copy-paste. No snake oil. Just straight-up reviews, tips, and some slightly unhinged commentary.

Our twisted little origin story (a.k.a. timeline of chaos)

Some people climb Everest. I built a slot site from my living room. Here’s how it went:

Who we’re really doing this for

• People who clicked “Try Now” once and accidentally stayed for six hours.
• Folks who are allergic to casino gobbledygook and just want straight answers.
• Players sick of being bamboozled by “UP TO 500 FREE SPINS!!!” nonsense.
• Anyone who likes the idea of gambling without getting totally rinsed.

If that’s you — grab a drink and stick around.

Everybody’s, by the numbers

Because sometimes numbers speak louder than marketing fluff:

• 700+ slots personally tested, cursed at, and reviewed since 2019.
• 5,000+ monthly readers, and not one of them was bribed.
• 150,000+ lifetime YouTube views. Mostly from real humans.
• 1 guy doing all this. (Hi, yes, still me.)

Why you can trust us (even if you have trust issues)

• We don’t recommend shady casinos. If it smells fishy, it’s gone.
• No paid “reviews.” Zero. Zilch. Nada.
• We actually play the games we talk about — shocking, I know.
• Every review is written for New Zealanders. Not a rebranded US blog from 2014.
• We get stuff wrong sometimes — and we admit it. That’s how you know it’s real.

A quick word on responsible gambling (yes, we’re going there)

Let’s be honest — gambling can be fun. It can also chew you up and spit you out. Fast.

Slots are entertainment. Like beers with mates, or watching rugby with mild disappointment. But if you’re chasing losses, lying to your partner, or feeling like you’re spiraling? That’s when it’s time to step back.

Here’s where you can reach out — and you absolutely should, if needed:

• Gambling Helpline NZ — 0800 654 655
• Problem Gambling Foundation
• Ministry of Health – Problem Gambling

You’re not weak. You’re just human.

Legal blah blah (aka “Don’t sue us”)

We’re not a casino. We don’t tell you what to bet. We don’t promise you’ll win anything. All content on this site is for info purposes only. Use your own damn judgment.

Gamble responsibly. Or don’t gamble at all. Your call.

And if you made it all the way down here — cheers. You’ve officially got more patience than 80% of the internet.

— Tristan, the guy behind Everybody’s

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iGaming Veteran 10+ Years Experience

Articles: 88

Expert on: NZ Gambling LawRNG FairnessOnline Casinos

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NationalityNew Zealander

Lives inNelson

UniversityUniversity of Canterbury

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Tristan Halcombe

I’m not here to feed you fairy tales about “guaranteed wins” or sell you a magic betting system. I’ve spent over 6 years in the trenches of the gambling industry—testing hundreds of games, digging into NZ gambling law, picking apart RNG fairness, and tearing through bonus T&Cs line by line. Before this, I worked directly with communities hit hardest by gambling harm, so I know exactly how the industry works—and how it works you. What you’ll get from me? Straight talk, cultural insight, and reviews that call out the good, the bad, and the downright predatory. No hype, no sugarcoating, just the truth you actually need before you hit “spin.”

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